Brian Simmons, a lawyer who is Madea's nephew and Joe's son. Madea: Cora do me a favor. Even though she blackmailed him into keeping quiet, he was eventually able to come clean about it and bring her down. Hell. Madea Hey, Judge. The real story deals with Josh (Derek Luke), an assistant D.A. You or me? You need to fix that because if we're gonna be friends and gonna be cool, you need to fix that. Shut to the up. I don't know who I'm talking to, but there's a lady in this section somewhere, watch how you treat them. Madea: That's spread Ella? They ain't never gonna be nothing, that's what they put on this earth for, to be what they are: A LEAF. Right now? Down there at the Georgia Aquarium, they had one of the whales die. Call the po po, ho! Dr. Phil: Yeah but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. Filming & Production This movie's too good to get such a low score. Madea Tropes for Madea Goes to Jail: Adaptation Dye-Job: Donna and Candace sport pretty wild hair colors while working the streets. It only matters what you answer to. A handful of minor/miscellaneous characters also smoke in a few scenes. No, no, the only thing that money would be good for is bail. Sonny: It ended when the two of us became three. But if you tell somebody 'What you're doing is hurting me and I need you to stop' and they keep doing it, they don't care. Joe: You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. You sittin' here looking like 412 pounds of a clogged artery. Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Did I ever ask you for anything? I don't know who I'm talking to, but there's a lady in this section somewhere, watch how you treat them. A gleeful Joe couldn't be happier at Madea's misfortune. Especially if you know that you done everything you can do. Katie Brownies for my brownie! You didn't know it so you just fell in love and now you wonder why you don't have no peace anywhere you go. Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story: Season 1. You hear me, Sonny? | Now, that old woman has been giving the police the blues all of her life. I don't understand that! We reviewed our cases over the weekend? You will be surprised with the things that people put up with just to have somebody say that they love them. All they had to do was give you life and however good or however bad it was, now it's up to YOU to make something of it. I'd rather be in a corner by myself with a puppy and a goldfish and be happy than to be sitting around with somebody in my house and wondering what the hell they there for. : Madea Goes to Jail Full Movie (2009) FREEWATCH FULL MOVIE FREE! https://re.movieunlimited.net/movie/tt1142800/WATCH MORE MOVIES NOW! https://www.yout. You look like you've been doing hard time. He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain. Madea then flees back home as the woman calls her police officer husband. Madea Madea: [car behind her is honking] I don't know what you blowing at me for but keep blowing. [Ella slightly spreads her legs apart] Ella. The Boston Globe reported that "(Madea's) character epitomizes Perry's ongoing commitment to dramatizing as many rungs on the ladder of the black experience as he can. Put the shut, to the up. I see people taking in foster kids just to get money off of them, you need to watch how you treat these kids. : She subsequently allowed her anger at him and the trauma from the rape to consume her, which led to her dropping out of school and becoming a drug addict and prostitute. People have to learn how to be alone. Some people are like a branch on that tree. Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. Whatever they're running after, they'll see what they had in a minute, but by then it's gonna be too late. Spread them. I don't understand that! The consensus says, "Divided between sincere melodrama and populist comedy, Madea Goes to Jail fails to provide enough laughs or screen time for its titular heroine. In the beginning of the movie, Madea promises to go by the church. I can't live in dysfunction, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. If you can't walk up in your house and you ain't got no peace, then something's wrong. I done been through too much hell and high water to come there and let you come up in my adult life where I'm supposed to be at peace and give me all sorts of hell. Driving to Madea's anger management counseling, another car cuts ahead of Cora's car fueling Madea's aggression. Some people'll come in your life for a lifetime, and some'll come for a season. Madea Ellen comforts him and tells him that he shouldn't continue holding on to the guilt and that it was never his fault, especially since Candace already had personal troubles beforehand. But with everything she learned from Ellen and Madea, she finally decides to forgive Josh and pick up the pieces of her life. Divorce Settlement Madea: I don't understand why people want to be a victim. Assistant district attorney Joshua Hardaway (Derek Luke) is on the fast track to career success. Madea: [about how sweet T.T. : Ella Sadly "Ernest goes to jail" had more of a plot and purpose than this movie. But Hardaway lands a case too personal to handle - defending young prostitute and former drug addict Candace Washington - and asks his fiance and fellow ADA Linda Holmes to fill in on his behalf. People who rated this movie low are just JEALOUS just like spike lee is because Tyler Perry makes GREAT films. They're just there to take from the tree, they ain't there to do nothing but take and give shade every now and then. He grew you in a petri dish! [2], An exclusive preview was included on the cinematic release of Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys. Madea Goes To Jail Script That old lady is crazy. : Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? You gotta be careful with them branches too because they'll fool you. Beat me with your Bible every five minutes like my Grandma did? Madea Sympathizing with her plight, Josh endears himself to get to the bottom of how she ended up on the streets in an effort to relieve his guilt about his success. Madea Goes To Jail by Lionsgate. Vanessa: In the tub, it's empty now let's go back to bed. Did I ask you for some me time? Madea: Okay Toni, this is your problem Madea told Toni to go upstairs 13 stairs and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Web. Hey, Brown. You got to know which is which. I'm gonna set you back a few years, I used to play this game with Cora, more parents need to play this game with their kids. I know a place where you can go work, and they gonna treat you real nice, and give you three meals a day! I ain't listening to none of your crazy talk right now, Joe. Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Joe The play and the film deal with Perry's signature character Madea going to prison for her uncontrollable anger management problems. Shut to the up. Madea Goes to Jail Synopsis: Mischievous grandma Madea lands in jail, where she meets a variety of mixed-up characters. Pete: Katie, you know Toni, that daughter of ours, she's been filling out really nice, and she only lives 2 blocks from me. Madea [to Ella] You won't go home, [to Nate] I don't know WHY *you're* here. I don't understand all these people crying about 'I need somebody. You or me? T.T. All they had to do was give you life and however good or however bad it was, now it's up to YOU to make something of it. Madea: Put the shut, to the up. : She was probably in jail for about 20 minutes of the movie and half the time was spent in a cliche montage as the days of a calendar get counted off. At the district attorney's office, Josh's best friend Chuck (RonReaco Lee) runs into Linda and discovers that she is falsifying Candace's file to deliberately get her sent to prison and away from Josh, a practice she has engaged with other defendants as well, including Madea. : You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. : [pulls out a box of brownies] TADA! I never asked you for nothing! Madea: Sonny, ain't nobody but your wife and Nate were in this house when the baby was hurt, cut his head and almost drowned in the tub, put it together. Benjamn Bentez as Arthur, a pimp that harasses Candy. And you're gonna always mess up when you mix those seasonal people up with lifetime expectations. You hear me, Sonny? : Madea In fact, the whole idea of "Madea goes to jail" is misleading. [under her breath] He said "Don't be getting smart with me", I said "I've been smart, I'm just getting here". Movie fans will likely be very wary of the next Madea movie after feeling like. What's that stand for, What's Wrong with Jermaine Dupri? Madea: I've been tearing that ass up. Become a criminal of purpose. Madea The film is produced by Reuben Cannon.
Magic Johnson First Wife,
Articles M